Solomon Says What?

We took the kids to church this morning. Don’t get me started about the sermon regarding how wives should “submit” to their husbands…

Anyway… my kids go to the children’s church during the service. They do a Sunday school lesson and sing and stuff. They love it. In the car after church, I asked my kids what they learned. My kindergartener says he learned about Solomon. You remember, right? Two women go before King Solomon both claiming to be the mother of an infant. Solomon tells the women he’ll settle the dispute by cutting the baby in half. The real mother, of course, says no and tells him to give the baby to the other woman. King Solomon, knowing that only the real mom wouldn’t allow her child to be cut in two, gives the baby to the proper mom.

I ask my son what he learned from the story about the Judgement of Solomon. His reply?

“Don’t ask Solomon anything! He’ll just cut your baby in half!”

Still laughing….

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. erin
    Jan 23, 2012 @ 08:51:13

    Now that’s funny!! The way kids hear things and process them can be hilarious! BTW we had that same sermon 🙂

    Reply

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