I have lots of posts about, “Things my kids say.” Heck – I have an entire category dedicated to it! But, what’s often time more amusing is the list of random things we find ourselves saying to our kids. These are things we never (before having kids) thought we’d ever have to say to another human. Unless, I guess, you were at a frat house.
So, I’m starting my list here and I sure hope you’ll add to it.
- Put your penis away.
- Go ask your father.
- Because I said so.
- If you ask me again, you know what the answer will be.
- You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.
- Yes, you have to take a shower.
- You can’t pet the fish, because it would die.